Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Good Evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to:
HOW BIG OF AN AIRHEAD ARE YOU!
Tonight's celebrity airhead: Actress Tara Reid...
http://www.extremefitness.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/92307/page//fpart/2/vc/1
(Look at these pictures, come back and then answer these questions.)
A): How big of an airhead do you have to be to not realize, for what was apparently a few seconds, that YOUR DRESS IS FALLING OFF?
B): Let's consider some possibly mitigating factors here. I'm presuming Ms. Reid is just arriving for the party, and she hasn't been out all night boozing -- yet. Or has she? How big of an airhead do you have to be, even inebriated, to not notice the sudden change in temperature?
C): Actually, is that a clue? Her nipples (what's with those things, anyway?) do not appear to be reacting to the cold, so maybe P Diddy had enough money to make sure that the temperature at his birthday party was PERFECT. The kind of perfect where if your dress suddenly fell off, you wouldn't even notice because you're just so damn comfortable.
Yeah, that's it.
Supposedly there's a video out there of this little event and it is by all reports hilarious. I'll have to find that.
Somehow I think if P. Diddy's PANTS had fallen off, he'd have noticed. After he tripped over them. Or tripped over something else, har har.
TT
HOW BIG OF AN AIRHEAD ARE YOU!
Tonight's celebrity airhead: Actress Tara Reid...
http://www.extremefitness.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/92307/page//fpart/2/vc/1
(Look at these pictures, come back and then answer these questions.)
A): How big of an airhead do you have to be to not realize, for what was apparently a few seconds, that YOUR DRESS IS FALLING OFF?
B): Let's consider some possibly mitigating factors here. I'm presuming Ms. Reid is just arriving for the party, and she hasn't been out all night boozing -- yet. Or has she? How big of an airhead do you have to be, even inebriated, to not notice the sudden change in temperature?
C): Actually, is that a clue? Her nipples (what's with those things, anyway?) do not appear to be reacting to the cold, so maybe P Diddy had enough money to make sure that the temperature at his birthday party was PERFECT. The kind of perfect where if your dress suddenly fell off, you wouldn't even notice because you're just so damn comfortable.
Yeah, that's it.
Supposedly there's a video out there of this little event and it is by all reports hilarious. I'll have to find that.
Somehow I think if P. Diddy's PANTS had fallen off, he'd have noticed. After he tripped over them. Or tripped over something else, har har.
TT
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