Tuesday, December 21, 2004
This week's improvisational utterance:
"Bilbo the Wonder Monkey!"
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So the FDA says that Aleve can kill you if you take it more than 10 days in a row.
You mean,a drug can KILL me if I ABUSE IT???? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS COUNTRY COMING TO!!!???
This just in -- fat can make you fat if you eat too much FAT.
Have we simply run out of news? Is that the problem?
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The Phoenix Suns should appeal to the NBA to find them a team that might be able to beat them. All reports that they're trying to add the word "FUCKING" to the team name officially (The Phoenix FUCKING Suns) are false.
Can you believe the end of that game last night? Yowzah!
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Happy Holidays!
TT
"Bilbo the Wonder Monkey!"
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So the FDA says that Aleve can kill you if you take it more than 10 days in a row.
You mean,a drug can KILL me if I ABUSE IT???? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS COUNTRY COMING TO!!!???
This just in -- fat can make you fat if you eat too much FAT.
Have we simply run out of news? Is that the problem?
------
The Phoenix Suns should appeal to the NBA to find them a team that might be able to beat them. All reports that they're trying to add the word "FUCKING" to the team name officially (The Phoenix FUCKING Suns) are false.
Can you believe the end of that game last night? Yowzah!
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Happy Holidays!
TT
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