Monday, March 28, 2005
I don't think I'm even going to bother to read the article attached to this headline, because what I'm making up in my head is probably a hundred times better:
• Boy's hands, foot, reattached after basketball accident
Consarn it, coach, I told 'em not to hang on the basket 'cuz I done replaced the rims with razor-sharp wire. But did that stop 'em? No! He goes up fer a dunk and hangs on that rim and Shloop! Right through his damn hands. But the basket gives way anyway, pops off the backboard, lands on his foot and shloop, it's a goddam bloody mess, is what it is...
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As I'm typing this I'm hearing that another quake has hit indonesia. Maybe this time they'll get a clue... RUN!
TT
• Boy's hands, foot, reattached after basketball accident
Consarn it, coach, I told 'em not to hang on the basket 'cuz I done replaced the rims with razor-sharp wire. But did that stop 'em? No! He goes up fer a dunk and hangs on that rim and Shloop! Right through his damn hands. But the basket gives way anyway, pops off the backboard, lands on his foot and shloop, it's a goddam bloody mess, is what it is...
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As I'm typing this I'm hearing that another quake has hit indonesia. Maybe this time they'll get a clue... RUN!
TT
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