Thursday, July 07, 2005
Cold and insensitive corner:
This morning, in a half-awake haze, the first thought I had about the bombings in London were:
1. Boy, the French must be REALLY pissed off about that Olympics thing; and
2. I wonder if Fox News Channel has blamed this on the Democrats yet. (They haven't, but I trust by the time I get home tonight they will have.)
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Note to the lady in the Metrocenter arcade last night who bent over to adjust her baby in the stroller while wearing low-rider pants and no underwear: Nice ass. I'm sure the crowd of six-year-olds who were pointing and laughing at you agree.
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My wife has become quite the Dance Dance Revolution Denizen at the local Castles and Coasters. For those of you who don't know, DDR is a game devised by video game companies who were tired of hearing that their games kept kids from exercising.
We have a copy at home and we all play it fairly regularly. But Jan and Adam go out and really DO it. Kids are always amazed to see a MOM playing it.
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Pitcher Kenny Rogers's "apology" for punching out an old cameraman yesterday was about as believable as Clinton denying sex with Monica Lewinski. He didn't even SOUND apologetic.
If I'd been a reporter in the room I'd have yelled, "Hey, Sluggo, can you speak up?"
TT
This morning, in a half-awake haze, the first thought I had about the bombings in London were:
1. Boy, the French must be REALLY pissed off about that Olympics thing; and
2. I wonder if Fox News Channel has blamed this on the Democrats yet. (They haven't, but I trust by the time I get home tonight they will have.)
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Note to the lady in the Metrocenter arcade last night who bent over to adjust her baby in the stroller while wearing low-rider pants and no underwear: Nice ass. I'm sure the crowd of six-year-olds who were pointing and laughing at you agree.
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My wife has become quite the Dance Dance Revolution Denizen at the local Castles and Coasters. For those of you who don't know, DDR is a game devised by video game companies who were tired of hearing that their games kept kids from exercising.
We have a copy at home and we all play it fairly regularly. But Jan and Adam go out and really DO it. Kids are always amazed to see a MOM playing it.
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Pitcher Kenny Rogers's "apology" for punching out an old cameraman yesterday was about as believable as Clinton denying sex with Monica Lewinski. He didn't even SOUND apologetic.
If I'd been a reporter in the room I'd have yelled, "Hey, Sluggo, can you speak up?"
TT
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