Tuesday, January 31, 2006
THE ABSOLUTELY NON-OPINIONATED, TOTALLY OPEN AND HONEST MUSIC QUIZ FOR PEOPLE MY AGE
1. The number of times you had to hear Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Free Bird" before you realized you never, EVER wanted to hear that stupid song again is:
A) Once
B) Once
C) Once
D) 1,438...naaah, once
2. If bad songs were punishable by death, Elton John would have:
A) Been burnt at the stake for "Philadelphia Freedom"
B) Impaled on a stake for "Island Girl"
C) Force-fed steak until he died for that stupid "Caribou" album
D) Had Bernie Taupin nailed up for everything after "Honky Chateau"
E) Been passed over for Ronnie Van Zandt for writing that stupid "Free Bird" song
3. Now that Kate Bush has finally put out an album after 12 years, her next album will be released:
A) About six years after Jesus comes back
B) About six years after Jesus makes an album
C) When she finds Jesus hiding under her piano and writes an opera about it
D) When she needs to pay for her kid's obvious upcoming orthodontia
E) When she's talked into covering "Free Bird"
4. If I went to hell and was forced to listen to one song over and over forever, it would be:
A) Billy, Don't Be A Hero
B) The Night Chicago Died
C) Run, Joey Run
D) S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!
E) Free Bird
5. You know, Tom, you're right...that "Free Bird" really:
A) Sucks
B) Blows
C) Causes instant constipation
D) Ought to be kept off the airwaves because this is now TOMLAND and Tom says take it off
E) Really, REALLY sucks.
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I had one of the acts that was booked for the Erotic Music and Poetry Festivus (of which I am both host and talent wrangler) decide they didn't want to do it...AFTER stuff got printed up saying they were one of the featured acts. Doncha just love artists?
BTW, I'm still looking for interesting erotic poets, musicians or performers for the Feb 24th show. Get ahold of me quick.
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This is for the Daystar people, and you know who you are: I'm trying to set up a trip to the hot springs in Tonopah on Saturday, Feb. 18, for the LATE AFTERNOON. I have to do something with my kids earlier in the day, and Pete and Donna have both mentioned how much fun it is to watch the sun go down and soak at the same time, so I thought we'd do a late-afternoon thing. Let me know if you're in!
TT
1. The number of times you had to hear Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Free Bird" before you realized you never, EVER wanted to hear that stupid song again is:
A) Once
B) Once
C) Once
D) 1,438...naaah, once
2. If bad songs were punishable by death, Elton John would have:
A) Been burnt at the stake for "Philadelphia Freedom"
B) Impaled on a stake for "Island Girl"
C) Force-fed steak until he died for that stupid "Caribou" album
D) Had Bernie Taupin nailed up for everything after "Honky Chateau"
E) Been passed over for Ronnie Van Zandt for writing that stupid "Free Bird" song
3. Now that Kate Bush has finally put out an album after 12 years, her next album will be released:
A) About six years after Jesus comes back
B) About six years after Jesus makes an album
C) When she finds Jesus hiding under her piano and writes an opera about it
D) When she needs to pay for her kid's obvious upcoming orthodontia
E) When she's talked into covering "Free Bird"
4. If I went to hell and was forced to listen to one song over and over forever, it would be:
A) Billy, Don't Be A Hero
B) The Night Chicago Died
C) Run, Joey Run
D) S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!
E) Free Bird
5. You know, Tom, you're right...that "Free Bird" really:
A) Sucks
B) Blows
C) Causes instant constipation
D) Ought to be kept off the airwaves because this is now TOMLAND and Tom says take it off
E) Really, REALLY sucks.
------
I had one of the acts that was booked for the Erotic Music and Poetry Festivus (of which I am both host and talent wrangler) decide they didn't want to do it...AFTER stuff got printed up saying they were one of the featured acts. Doncha just love artists?
BTW, I'm still looking for interesting erotic poets, musicians or performers for the Feb 24th show. Get ahold of me quick.
------
This is for the Daystar people, and you know who you are: I'm trying to set up a trip to the hot springs in Tonopah on Saturday, Feb. 18, for the LATE AFTERNOON. I have to do something with my kids earlier in the day, and Pete and Donna have both mentioned how much fun it is to watch the sun go down and soak at the same time, so I thought we'd do a late-afternoon thing. Let me know if you're in!
TT
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