Saturday, February 18, 2006
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THE GOOD NEWS:
I matched the Powerball!
THE BAD NEWS:
I ONLY matched the Powerball.
Still, three bucks is three bucks.
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This weekend has been Boys Alone Weekend. Jan's out at Estrella War; So we've been three Caballeros, basically staying out of the house so it's not a mess when Jan gets home.
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NEXT FRIDAY, FEB 24: if you live in the Phoenix area and you know what's good for you, you'll come to Alwun House for the fourth annual Erotic Poetry and Music Festivus. I'm hosting, and I'm also the talent wrangler, and this year along with poets and musicians, thought it would be fun to include a bunch of smaller-scale erotic ACTS into the mix. So the lineup, as it appears right now, includes:
Me: Whatever it is I do
Dave Cook: Dirty Ditties
Gavan Wieser: Bawdy Ballads (Gavan is the chief songwriter and lead guitarist for One Foot In The Grave, the world's oldest punk band)
Violet Hayes: Erotic Storyteller
The Charltons: Erotic Poetry to music
Shirley Runyon and "Top" Erotic Haiku "under duress"
Kara Kay -- all the beautiful Ms. K will tell me is it's "Something Erotic"
Michelle Caballos and Opendance: An erotic dance number
FREE ASS CARICATURES BY STEVE CROMPTON! Other places, you'd get a caricature of your face. But Steve does Butt Caricatures! And anyone nice enough to model also gets a copy of one of Steve's many fine erotic comic books!
And if ALL THIS WASN'T ENOUGH:
For only the second time since the band broke up, ROBERT X PLANET and LUCY LAMODE, the two primary forces behind legendary Phoenix post-punk 80s band KILLER PUSSY, will perform together! Hear their big hit, "TEENAGE ENEMA NURSES IN BONDAGE!" HEAR "Moist Towelette!" hear whatever else they want to do!
More details at www.alwunhouse.org!
TT
THE GOOD NEWS:
I matched the Powerball!
THE BAD NEWS:
I ONLY matched the Powerball.
Still, three bucks is three bucks.
-----
This weekend has been Boys Alone Weekend. Jan's out at Estrella War; So we've been three Caballeros, basically staying out of the house so it's not a mess when Jan gets home.
------
NEXT FRIDAY, FEB 24: if you live in the Phoenix area and you know what's good for you, you'll come to Alwun House for the fourth annual Erotic Poetry and Music Festivus. I'm hosting, and I'm also the talent wrangler, and this year along with poets and musicians, thought it would be fun to include a bunch of smaller-scale erotic ACTS into the mix. So the lineup, as it appears right now, includes:
Me: Whatever it is I do
Dave Cook: Dirty Ditties
Gavan Wieser: Bawdy Ballads (Gavan is the chief songwriter and lead guitarist for One Foot In The Grave, the world's oldest punk band)
Violet Hayes: Erotic Storyteller
The Charltons: Erotic Poetry to music
Shirley Runyon and "Top" Erotic Haiku "under duress"
Kara Kay -- all the beautiful Ms. K will tell me is it's "Something Erotic"
Michelle Caballos and Opendance: An erotic dance number
FREE ASS CARICATURES BY STEVE CROMPTON! Other places, you'd get a caricature of your face. But Steve does Butt Caricatures! And anyone nice enough to model also gets a copy of one of Steve's many fine erotic comic books!
And if ALL THIS WASN'T ENOUGH:
For only the second time since the band broke up, ROBERT X PLANET and LUCY LAMODE, the two primary forces behind legendary Phoenix post-punk 80s band KILLER PUSSY, will perform together! Hear their big hit, "TEENAGE ENEMA NURSES IN BONDAGE!" HEAR "Moist Towelette!" hear whatever else they want to do!
More details at www.alwunhouse.org!
TT
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