Tuesday, February 07, 2006
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TEN UNLIKELY TITLES FOR THE LAST HARRY POTTER BOOK:
Harry Potter meets Frankenstein
Harry and Hermie and Piggy and Kermie
Harry Potter and Dumbledore's Resurrection, Because I Really Screwed Up the Storyline By Mistake
Harry Potter, Blah, Blah Blah...
Harry Potter for Dummies
The Harry Potter "Choose Your Own Adventure" Book
Harry Morgan: Sherman Potter
Harry and Hagrid: A Love Story
Harry Potter: A Hardy Boys Mystery
and the number one least likely title:
Hermione Granger and the Sudden Horrible Turn of Events
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Boy, were we American on Sunday. Watched the Super Bowl, barbecued burgers and brats, had ice cream for dessert.
Shit, if I actually drank beer, I might be up for some kind of "True American" certificate.
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Played an OK gig last night in Peoria. Took me a song to get going but the old folks who came to watch were pretty much eating out of the old proverbial hand by the third song. (They do like that "Sun City Sinners" song of mine...)
TT
TEN UNLIKELY TITLES FOR THE LAST HARRY POTTER BOOK:
Harry Potter meets Frankenstein
Harry and Hermie and Piggy and Kermie
Harry Potter and Dumbledore's Resurrection, Because I Really Screwed Up the Storyline By Mistake
Harry Potter, Blah, Blah Blah...
Harry Potter for Dummies
The Harry Potter "Choose Your Own Adventure" Book
Harry Morgan: Sherman Potter
Harry and Hagrid: A Love Story
Harry Potter: A Hardy Boys Mystery
and the number one least likely title:
Hermione Granger and the Sudden Horrible Turn of Events
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Boy, were we American on Sunday. Watched the Super Bowl, barbecued burgers and brats, had ice cream for dessert.
Shit, if I actually drank beer, I might be up for some kind of "True American" certificate.
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Played an OK gig last night in Peoria. Took me a song to get going but the old folks who came to watch were pretty much eating out of the old proverbial hand by the third song. (They do like that "Sun City Sinners" song of mine...)
TT
Comments:
We have a kitten named Hermione, and yes, she was named after Miss Granger.
Hermione Granger and the Sudden Horrible Turn of Events
exactly describes certain household disasters around these parts.
As a long-time M*A*S*H fan, I'd love to read Harry Morgan: Sherman Potter. What fun!
Hermione Granger and the Sudden Horrible Turn of Events
exactly describes certain household disasters around these parts.
As a long-time M*A*S*H fan, I'd love to read Harry Morgan: Sherman Potter. What fun!
A community I post to recently had a Harry Potter "bad plot" competition. Some of the ones I wrote are posted here.
Of course, you may want to save your sanity by NOT reading the one where Hogwart's plays a Quidditch match against the Harlem Globetrotters!
Debora K.
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Of course, you may want to save your sanity by NOT reading the one where Hogwart's plays a Quidditch match against the Harlem Globetrotters!
Debora K.
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