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Monday, May 15, 2006

I VOLUNTEER...

The U.S. has officially lifted sanctions against Libya, so you know what that means: They're gonna have to play up what little tourism possibilities they have! They need a catchy slogan and I'm here to help!


LIBYA: Enjoy 1,200 miles of Mediterranean coastline in a burka!

Bring your fibia, your tibia and the rest o'ya to Libya!

LIBYA: Getting our asses kicked since 500 B.C.E.!

F**K Chad! Libya Rules!

Libya: It's pure Khaddafi-ness!

Libya: Visit the Roman ruins! Hell, it's ALL ruins! Just come!

Libya is for Lovyrs

I await your call, Muamar.

TT

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