Monday, June 19, 2006
MY SPACE.COM IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF
Does anybody who reads this blog know how to put one of those stupid Standalone players with samples of your CD on to your Myspace.com page?
I have written these people easily ten times and nobody answers my note. I have found the page that purportedly tells you how to put up a player and I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS IS WHAT IT SAYS:
"Get somebody who knows how to do it to put one there for you."
Thanks a lot, assholes.
My kids got me "HTML for Dummies" for Father's Day 'cause they're tired of hearing me bitch and moan about how even 19 year old college dropouts who anally rape themselves with brooms online (GOD I hope I'm making that up) somehow know how to design, post and CHANGE their own websites, whereas I have to keep bothering a wonderful person in Virginia, who I love dearly, to do stupid things like change my gig list every week.
Why can't you just mail new info to, like, Webgod and say, here. Drop this in. You know where. Thanks! And boom! It'd be done. Or even better, why can't my computer know it's me, and just let me change everything on screen like a Word document? Cut and paste?
This learning HTML stuff is going to require my actually having to read, which I hate doing because I'm a man.
Besides, my friend Nancy already showed me all the HTML I thought I was ever going to have to learn, namely, how to make Bold type on Blogger.com.
Oh, and italicize it, too.
Anyway, if any of you have a myspace.com page with an audio player on it, PLEASE tell me how to put one there without having to do anything but fill out a form or something. (I realize that the next pain in the ass is going to be trying to figure out how to put my SONGS online but hey, one thing at a time...)
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My first album, "Something to Sell at My Gigs," is downloadable now at www.emusic.com! And I didn't have to do shit!
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I will be playing at the Coffee Crickett (their spelling, not mine) in Mesa, this Saturday from 8-9. NE corner of Brown and Recker. I've never heard of those streets, either. Let me know if you want directions.
TT
Does anybody who reads this blog know how to put one of those stupid Standalone players with samples of your CD on to your Myspace.com page?
I have written these people easily ten times and nobody answers my note. I have found the page that purportedly tells you how to put up a player and I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS IS WHAT IT SAYS:
"Get somebody who knows how to do it to put one there for you."
Thanks a lot, assholes.
My kids got me "HTML for Dummies" for Father's Day 'cause they're tired of hearing me bitch and moan about how even 19 year old college dropouts who anally rape themselves with brooms online (GOD I hope I'm making that up) somehow know how to design, post and CHANGE their own websites, whereas I have to keep bothering a wonderful person in Virginia, who I love dearly, to do stupid things like change my gig list every week.
Why can't you just mail new info to, like, Webgod and say, here. Drop this in. You know where. Thanks! And boom! It'd be done. Or even better, why can't my computer know it's me, and just let me change everything on screen like a Word document? Cut and paste?
This learning HTML stuff is going to require my actually having to read, which I hate doing because I'm a man.
Besides, my friend Nancy already showed me all the HTML I thought I was ever going to have to learn, namely, how to make Bold type on Blogger.com.
Oh, and italicize it, too.
Anyway, if any of you have a myspace.com page with an audio player on it, PLEASE tell me how to put one there without having to do anything but fill out a form or something. (I realize that the next pain in the ass is going to be trying to figure out how to put my SONGS online but hey, one thing at a time...)
------
My first album, "Something to Sell at My Gigs," is downloadable now at www.emusic.com! And I didn't have to do shit!
------
I will be playing at the Coffee Crickett (their spelling, not mine) in Mesa, this Saturday from 8-9. NE corner of Brown and Recker. I've never heard of those streets, either. Let me know if you want directions.
TT
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