Tom Tuerff's Glob -- er, Blog, or something

I CAN'T HELP IT

I was reading about Star Wars and this jumped out. I know it doesn't make sense.


I'm Anakin the great, I am
Anakin the great, I am, I am
I got married to the princess next door
But she isn't living anymore
Now, everyone calls me Anakin (Anakin!)
Because you know "Lord Vader" doesn't scan (Won't scan)
I'm a great old man I'm Anakin (Anakin!)
Anakin the great I am.

(I wanted to say "I got married on the planet Endor" but I KNOW that's not right.)

Second verse -- only get worse...

Sorry. Back to your regularly scheduled whatever.

TT