Wednesday, August 23, 2006
WAIT! I KNOW!
Has it dawned on anybody that the real reason that Paramount just broke off their 14 million dollar contract with Tom Cruise might possibly be that it suddenly occurred to the powers that be at Paramount that TOM CRUiSE CANT F#$*%ING ACT???!!!!???
He is the Steve Miller of movies. I can't understand why anybody likes him. HE. CAN. NOT. ACT.
Worst part of "Rainman?" Tom Cruise.
Worst part of "A Few Good Men?" Tom Cruise.
Worst part of "Legend?" Well, okay, the whole movie.
Worst part of "Magnolia?" The raining frogs, but after that, Tom Cruise.
Risky Business? Everybody's allowed one. That's his.
CAN. NOT. ACT.
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"South Park" did to the Mormons tonight what they did to the Scientologists a few months ago, but oddly enough, the Mormons kinda sorta come out on top at the end of the show. Weird.
TT
Has it dawned on anybody that the real reason that Paramount just broke off their 14 million dollar contract with Tom Cruise might possibly be that it suddenly occurred to the powers that be at Paramount that TOM CRUiSE CANT F#$*%ING ACT???!!!!???
He is the Steve Miller of movies. I can't understand why anybody likes him. HE. CAN. NOT. ACT.
Worst part of "Rainman?" Tom Cruise.
Worst part of "A Few Good Men?" Tom Cruise.
Worst part of "Legend?" Well, okay, the whole movie.
Worst part of "Magnolia?" The raining frogs, but after that, Tom Cruise.
Risky Business? Everybody's allowed one. That's his.
CAN. NOT. ACT.
-------
"South Park" did to the Mormons tonight what they did to the Scientologists a few months ago, but oddly enough, the Mormons kinda sorta come out on top at the end of the show. Weird.
TT
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