Wednesday, January 24, 2007
THIS IS PROBABLY OLD, BUT...
Normally I don't share crap that gets sent to me by others, but this one's pretty funny if you haven't seen it before. I particularly like #5 and #17.
(Also, I have a feeling some of these aren't from little kids. This stuff gets scooted across the internet and I think various wise guys have contributed to this one, because some of them didn't look familiar.)
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had
twenty-five students in her class. She presented each
child in her classroom with the first half of a well
known proverb and asked them to come up with the
remainder of the proverb.
1. Don't change horses ..........................Until they stop
running.
2. Strike while the.....................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before............Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ...........Termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but..... How?
6. Don't bite the hand that ........... Looks dirty.
7. No news is ....................Impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ....................Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ....... Math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ..........stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ...................... Me.
12. The pen is mightier than the................pigs.
13. An idle mind is.................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ............pollution.
15. Happy the bride who .................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is . .....................Not much
17. Two's company, three's ........... The Musketeers
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what........ You put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... You
have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as ..........Steve Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ..... Spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed ..............get new batteries.
23. When the blind lead the blind ............... Get out of the way.
And the WINNER is!
24. Better late than..................... Pregnant.
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JACUZZI UPDATE: Still not working. A guy from "Golden West Pools" (which causes no end of hilarity around our house, since on the Caller ID it comes up as "Golden West Poo") has been out three, coming on four times. Said he fixed it. We filled it. We turned on the power. Water shot all over the place and leaked out under the jacuzzi. Siphoned out the water. Called again. The next thrilling chapter occurs tomorrow!
If it doesn't work this time I may have to take drastic measures. Like, throw poo.
TT
Normally I don't share crap that gets sent to me by others, but this one's pretty funny if you haven't seen it before. I particularly like #5 and #17.
(Also, I have a feeling some of these aren't from little kids. This stuff gets scooted across the internet and I think various wise guys have contributed to this one, because some of them didn't look familiar.)
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had
twenty-five students in her class. She presented each
child in her classroom with the first half of a well
known proverb and asked them to come up with the
remainder of the proverb.
1. Don't change horses ..........................Until they stop
running.
2. Strike while the.....................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before............Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ...........Termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but..... How?
6. Don't bite the hand that ........... Looks dirty.
7. No news is ....................Impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ....................Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ....... Math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ..........stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ...................... Me.
12. The pen is mightier than the................pigs.
13. An idle mind is.................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ............pollution.
15. Happy the bride who .................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is . .....................Not much
17. Two's company, three's ........... The Musketeers
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what........ You put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... You
have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as ..........Steve Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ..... Spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed ..............get new batteries.
23. When the blind lead the blind ............... Get out of the way.
And the WINNER is!
24. Better late than..................... Pregnant.
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JACUZZI UPDATE: Still not working. A guy from "Golden West Pools" (which causes no end of hilarity around our house, since on the Caller ID it comes up as "Golden West Poo") has been out three, coming on four times. Said he fixed it. We filled it. We turned on the power. Water shot all over the place and leaked out under the jacuzzi. Siphoned out the water. Called again. The next thrilling chapter occurs tomorrow!
If it doesn't work this time I may have to take drastic measures. Like, throw poo.
TT
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