Tuesday, June 26, 2007
I AM DEFINITELY NOT SH*TT*NG YOU
I have a friend named Maryana. Among many other things, she is a colon hydrotherapist, and an expert at it, to boot.
As she likes to say, she knows her shit.
She wants you to know your shit too, so she's organizing a series of colon hydrotherapy workshops, on July 7 & 8 from 1-6pm.
That's right, for just $65 ($50 if you're a student) she will educate you on the finer points of having a happy, healthy colon, and how to do it yourself without spraying your bathroom with water that was intended for your netherlands.
For more information, contact her through her myspace page:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=97810033
(close any spaces that may be created by the long address above)
Hey, I got through that whole thing without saying ENEMA!
Whoops.
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This Saturday at the Paper Heart, my wife's troupe, Natium, becomes "Diabolique" and presents "Romantasy Cabaret." Dance, burlesque, stiptease, more tits than a dairy, and me busking in the parking lot before the show. $20 to get in. Maybe more at the door. You can find out more by bugging me for the website of the lady selling the tickets, which I don't have right now.
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Our long, sad quest to resurrect our long dead jacuzzi is finally ending happily. I bought a new one. It should come either this afternoon or tomorrow. And once again the Tuerff estate will be available for clothes optional soaking. Take a number.
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This burlesque stuff is getting popular. I just signed on to play a similar gig in August in Tucson -- more on that as it gets close.
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My musical wife, Nancy Freeman, is celebrating the arrival (in crates) of her 2-CD opus, "Stardust County," a mad, moving musical mini-opera with teeth. And werewolves. If you're going to Westercon in Santa Rosa, don't miss the CD release party. If you're NOT, then don't miss the second CD release party on Sunday, July 8 at 1 p.m. at Fiddler's Dream! I'll be there, you should too. (I sing on the CD so if you need ALL of my vast, collected works (har) you need to come pick up Nancy's new CD!)
Stay cool. Or at least take your clothes off and get comfortable.
TT
I have a friend named Maryana. Among many other things, she is a colon hydrotherapist, and an expert at it, to boot.
As she likes to say, she knows her shit.
She wants you to know your shit too, so she's organizing a series of colon hydrotherapy workshops, on July 7 & 8 from 1-6pm.
That's right, for just $65 ($50 if you're a student) she will educate you on the finer points of having a happy, healthy colon, and how to do it yourself without spraying your bathroom with water that was intended for your netherlands.
For more information, contact her through her myspace page:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=97810033
(close any spaces that may be created by the long address above)
Hey, I got through that whole thing without saying ENEMA!
Whoops.
------
This Saturday at the Paper Heart, my wife's troupe, Natium, becomes "Diabolique" and presents "Romantasy Cabaret." Dance, burlesque, stiptease, more tits than a dairy, and me busking in the parking lot before the show. $20 to get in. Maybe more at the door. You can find out more by bugging me for the website of the lady selling the tickets, which I don't have right now.
------
Our long, sad quest to resurrect our long dead jacuzzi is finally ending happily. I bought a new one. It should come either this afternoon or tomorrow. And once again the Tuerff estate will be available for clothes optional soaking. Take a number.
------
This burlesque stuff is getting popular. I just signed on to play a similar gig in August in Tucson -- more on that as it gets close.
------
My musical wife, Nancy Freeman, is celebrating the arrival (in crates) of her 2-CD opus, "Stardust County," a mad, moving musical mini-opera with teeth. And werewolves. If you're going to Westercon in Santa Rosa, don't miss the CD release party. If you're NOT, then don't miss the second CD release party on Sunday, July 8 at 1 p.m. at Fiddler's Dream! I'll be there, you should too. (I sing on the CD so if you need ALL of my vast, collected works (har) you need to come pick up Nancy's new CD!)
Stay cool. Or at least take your clothes off and get comfortable.
TT
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