Tom Tuerff's Glob -- er, Blog, or something

DON'T READ THE ARTICLE; THE HEADLINES ARE ALL YOU NEED

Real headlines, my comments:

"8 Beheaded in India Wedding Dispute"

Next week on Bridezillas...

"Mass deaths feared in Australian town..."

Priest literally bores people to death, says parishioner

"Salma Hayek breast-feeds stranger's baby"

Baby signs three-show deal with Universal

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